Me: Hey do you like the Arctic Monkeys?
Girl : Yeah!, i love Do I Wanna Know.
Me :You haven’t listened Dancing Shoes?
Girl :Whats that?
This is why i fucking hate arctic monkeys fans, so pretentious and snobbish. Who gives a fuck if someone hasn’t heard a certain song before? Stop acting billy big bollocks because you know every lyric and guitar chord to Dancing Shoes you fucking divs
I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.
You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.
okay so yeah I’m on my period
and I’d really appreciate if a boy popped round and brought me chocolate, a hot water bottle and a dominos pizza and sat with me and rubbed my tummy and stroked my hair and watched some films on netflix for the next couple of hours okay thank you
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair